Beer Quotes

Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.
– Arnold Schwarzenegger

Let a man walk ten miles steadily on a hot summer’s day along a dusty English road, and he will soon discover why beer was invented.
– Gilbert K. Chesterton

Some people wanted champagne and caviar when they should have had beer and hot dogs.
– Dwight D. Eisenhower

Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
– Dave Barry

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
– Kaiser Wilhelm

Beer, it’s the best damn drink in the world.
– Jack Nicholson

Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.
– Henry Lawson

Give a man a beer, waste an hour. Teach a man to brew, and waste a lifetime!
– Bill Owen

Prohibition makes you want to cry into your beer and denies you the beer to cry into.
– Don Marquis

If you guys are going to be throwing beer bottles at us, at least make sure they’re full.
– Dave Mustaine

Whiskey’s to tough, Champagne costs too much, Vodka puts my mouth in gear. I hope this refrain, Will help me explain, As a matter of fact, I like beer.
– Tom T. Hall

There is no such thing as a bad beer. It’s that some taste better than others.
– Billy Carter

I’ve only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror.
– Sid Vicious

I learned early to drink beer, wine and whiskey. And I think I was about 5 when I first chewed tobacco.
– Babe Ruth

They who drink beer will think beer.
– Washington Irving

Beer is the Danish national drink, and the Danish national weakness is another beer.
– Clementine Paddleford

I look like the kind of guy who has a bottle of beer in my hand.
– Charles Bronson

I’m gaining weight the right way: I’m drinking beer.
– Johnny Damon

He was a wise man who invented beer.
– Plato

Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.
– Henry Lawson

I have respect for beer.
– Russell Crowe

Note, that yeast of good Beer, is better then that of Ale.
– Kenelm Digby


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